The Land Of Lungi

by Sharell शारेल on August 18, 2011

in Inspirational India

A friend of mine (originally from Kerala) sent me this video, and I just had to share it. It’s 24 carat pure GOLD! Land Down Under — Kerala style!

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Girly Stuff August 18, 2011 at 11:52 am

Lol, it was cutely done. I enjoyed it completely. Going to send it my sis.

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Sharell August 18, 2011 at 11:56 am

Glad you liked it! :-)

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koko August 18, 2011 at 12:01 pm

it’s sooooo funny. i do like it

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Sharell August 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm

I keep watching it over and over again! It’s really brightened my day.

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veeeeeh August 18, 2011 at 4:06 pm

That was really enjoyable. Loved the original accent as well.

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Nik August 18, 2011 at 7:03 pm

LOL I will definitely check this out when I get home!

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cagey (Kelli Oliver George) August 18, 2011 at 7:20 pm

I love that they incorporated “meen curry” and “fish molee” into the lyrics. HILARIOUS.

Thank you for sharing! Can’t wait to show my husband!

P.S. Manoj drinks his whiskey in a half-pint glass – love the “brandy in a soda glass line” Hee!

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Sharell August 18, 2011 at 7:40 pm

It’s a real hoot isn’t it? I just watched it another two times!!!

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Sujith Abraham August 18, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Like this one very much. Thanks for sharing it. This a parody of another song by Yohan Chacko, “I am a Malayali”, it is an old song but worth listening to.

[ I am a Malayali ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCShcWz5XQ

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Sharell August 18, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Ooooh, another good one! 8) I really enjoyed that one too. Thanks for sharing.

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veeeeeh August 18, 2011 at 8:30 pm

hahaha that was funny, but this one on the same page was even funnier. Its the best when you understand malayalam, lucky that i do understand telugu and Malayalam.

Man this made my day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6nfdc5t9g&feature=related

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Shelley August 18, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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AK August 18, 2011 at 9:21 pm

hey,

I stumpled upon your blog while looking for travel blogs in India and this is a very interesting blog. Am gonna bookmark it

The video is amazing..

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Sharell August 18, 2011 at 10:18 pm

Hi, welcome AK! :-)

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Raghavan August 18, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Very nicely done indeed! :)

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Maximillian Winner August 19, 2011 at 2:06 am

This is the best, and by far the funniest spoof of Men at Work’s Down Under…so good in fact, it’s like a Vegemite flavoured chapatti ;)

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PerthStorm August 20, 2011 at 5:11 am

ill have to try that!

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D. Hippo August 19, 2011 at 4:43 am

Simbly good only! I almost spit out my benena jibbs in laughter.

Here’s another gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLK3rSK0Oo

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Pranav August 19, 2011 at 6:49 am

There, there. Once you start laughing at Indian jokes, you can be sure that you have become Indian. So, no need to worry about fitting in. Here’s another one…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHxEO28s8Mg

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Sharell August 19, 2011 at 9:58 pm

Haha! But I still have a long way to go… I don’t find all those Indian stand up comedy shows on the TV (where they talk in silly voices) funny. ;-)

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Cathy Indian@heart August 19, 2011 at 8:05 am

Hahaha just loved it ! Thanks for sharing Sharell .

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Jenn August 19, 2011 at 10:55 am

I love this! It was a great way for me to lighten up my day. Thank you!!!

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Ashli August 19, 2011 at 11:10 am

That is just awesome!!!

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Di August 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Beyond 24-carat! Super-hilarious and so true :))

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vikas August 19, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Its the men in Kerala who were a lungi .In some states in north east even the women wear a lungi kind of attire!

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AK August 19, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Guys from Assam and Manipur also wear lungi. I have never worn one but am sure i’ll feel uncomfortable. Am just not used to cool breeze blowing down there :)

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D.A. August 19, 2011 at 6:38 pm

In Assam, Bengal and most North East Indian states guys wear Lungi or Gamocha as a casual wear so are in Indonesia and Malaysia.

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D.A. August 19, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Lol! The concept and the music “down under ” go together well . Sharell love your blog , A regular reader wanted to say hello from Sunshine Coast, QLD. I live your life in reverse order.

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Sharell August 19, 2011 at 7:30 pm

And I love the sunshine coast! :-) I used to have a house up there (which was an investment that I never got to live in!). Big hi from Mumbai.

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D.A. August 19, 2011 at 8:04 pm

I too love the Sunshine Coast, I’ve lived here for 12 years now. The weather is perfect . The monsoon season reminds me of India. Hot , humid and wet. Hope you’re having a great time.

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Sheen August 19, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Sharell,

Normally I dont read too much of blogs of people but from the day I started reading your I started liked it. Gosh I can’t believe a girl from australia did all this and adjusted to Mumbai.

I am saying this because eventually my best friend katherine she is from australia who have travelled everywhere with her husband and whenever we meet I talk about your stories and blogs you post.

I am in canada and was born and brought up in mumbai so things you write makes me connected to the place and I am doing this comment because basically my origin is from kerala and the land of lungi thing made my day. It was awesome. Made me laugh crazy.

We have one thing in common you gave up accounting and came to mumbai and became housewife and I came to canada you escape marriage and dont wanted to be accountant but doing it. I think that calculations of life you dont know where to debit or credit.

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Sharell August 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm

Hi Sheen, glad you liked it! I wonder which would be worse, having to be married or having to be an accountant. ;-) :-P I think you made the right choice. Hopefully, you’ll find a great person to settle down with when you’re ready. Sometimes, I can’t quite believe that I adjusted to Mumbai either — I always say the first year was just horrible. I HATED it and cried more than I smiled. But I finally was doing work that I loved, and I wasn’t going to give that up. I think that’s the only thing that kept me here. And then you know, after a while (and a change of mindset) Mumbai kinda grows on you.

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Manny August 19, 2011 at 6:50 pm

This one is good too.

12 days of Christmas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE

:)

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Mohit gupta August 19, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Not funny !

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Sharell August 19, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Well of course, this just confirms what I thought all along about engineers (or indeed maybe just you!) not having a decent sense of humour. :-P

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Mohit gupta August 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Its not about ‘decent’ sense of humor but ‘different’ sense of humor , which is obviously very different from humor of ‘masses’ , here. :)

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PerthStorm August 20, 2011 at 5:04 am

Well the masses have spoken……

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Mohit gupta August 20, 2011 at 3:58 pm

I have seen it . Democrazy wins ! :)

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PerthStorm August 28, 2011 at 5:12 am

Bloody Oath :)

and Proud of it

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Sharell August 28, 2011 at 11:55 am

Bloody Oath :)

That made me smile!

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Annie August 19, 2011 at 8:43 pm

What happens when Indians leave God’s own country for God’s heavenly abode : Enjoy ” Indians in heaven ”

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.

They’re swinging on the pearly gates, they are wearing Dolce and Gabbana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discounted prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea).. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!’

The Lord said, ‘Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children.. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.’

Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’

Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’ Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was the question?’

Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’ Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this … Hold on.’

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, “I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now…

These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire…fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!!

Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell…

I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a ‘Chai Pakoras’, ‘Chicken tikka’ shop, which I had to stop…

I am requesting the Lord to send them back on Earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth”.

So now you know why only Indians are re-born !!!

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Manny August 19, 2011 at 9:27 pm

LOL Oh Lord! That was hilarious. AWESOME!

I am now going to spread that around…if I may.

:P

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Mohit gupta August 19, 2011 at 11:24 pm

That is a bit funny .. hmmm !

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Nathalie August 20, 2011 at 4:03 am

How funny !! Very nice joke !

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Madhur August 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

Gr8 video Sharell. I watched it a couple of days back and have already watched it quite a few times since then. I hope you will enjoy the videos of this youtube sensation from Tamil Nadu too – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TojTlYNNm9w

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Sunjay August 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I’m half Indian and half Australian, and this song is the perfect combination of both. Very very funny!!! And well made!!!

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raj11570 August 20, 2011 at 7:53 pm
prasanth August 21, 2011 at 4:10 pm

My dear guys, absolutely awesome, I would give you 10 stars…Normally you give 5 stars, I am giving you 10 stars…All the guys were so awesome, it really has no words to say…you know, they were great actors too…

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prasanth August 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

This song is so humorous.

Guys, I have a song, its a serious stuff. Check it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU53Zrchr7U.

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Maximillian Winner August 21, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Since we’re all in the mood for funny Indian videos, I thought I’d just share this video I saw on YouTube called “Indian Nipple Song”. (Although the title may sound rude – this video is 100% safe and is not rude at all – just VERY funny!)

You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing… type in “Indian Nipple Song” into YT and enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA

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Mohit gupta August 22, 2011 at 3:19 am

I actually thought that it wouldn’t be very rude or something but was disappointed to see that the efforts of the guy who did some “Translation”(?) of a Hindi song were futile because what he came out with ultimately was the “sick” , “disrespectful” and “creepy” portrayal of Bollywood songs and Indians actors.Even the words and apparent English translation don’t rhyme.

I know some of ‘Liberal Indians’ would be very pleased with it because they like anything which portrait India and Indians in bad light.I am just waiting who is going to say “WOW , how funny” !

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 3:41 am

Dear Mohit Gupta,

I think Indians should not take themselves so seriously – really come on dude! My Irish friends laugh at themselves and make fun of themselves, their music, their films, and culture. This does not mean that they hate or disrespect Ireland or their fellow countrymen.

Many Indians love the Indian comedian Russell Peters – he is a comic genius – this does not mean people who like him are disrespecting India or Indians – and Russell Peters can be pretty “vulgar” too (but he does it in such a funny way). Actually, personally, I LOVE India, and Indians.

The video was posted in good humour – apologies for any offence caused – but Bollywood films ARE ridiculous, over-exaggerated, funny, and sometimes down right weird! Every film has people “DISCO-DANCING” round trees, making crazy facial expressions, and grinning from ear-to-ear whilst shaking their heads, and jerking about – if you do not make fun of such films then you really are missing out on life – Hindi films are made to be made fun of, it’s a fact of life!

Indians are known for their accents, head shaking, grinning, hand actions, and super intelligence – it’s a broad stereotype I know, but that is the way the world sees the “Indian” brand!

Once Indians relax and realise that they can laugh at themselves just like all other nationalities make fun of themselves (the Irish are known for their humour), then the “INDIAN BRAND” will become super cool around the world (even more than it already is)!

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 3:49 am

Ps my Indian friend was laughing so hard when he saw the video he was crying and said his stomach hurts. Perhaps some people have a different sense of humour. Personally, my type of humour ranges from Russell Peters, through to “Derek Zoolander (Blue Steel Look), to Michael Mcintyre (more family viewing) to Peter Sellers. Once again – no offence intended Mohit Ji.

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 3:58 am

Pps Watch the Aishwarya Rai Interview on David Letterman on YouTube when she talks about Bollywood – she comes across as very defensive and it made me cringe as if she didn’t know how to take a joke – Indian’s chill out more – don’t take yourselves so seriously – the world loves you so there is no need to be defensive!

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Mohit gupta August 22, 2011 at 4:52 am

I think you are taking me very seriously , now . :)
I just said what I felt about this Video as a random Indian guy.You should take me lightly. :)

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D. Hippo August 22, 2011 at 4:54 am

I agree with what you said above. I am Indian, BTW, although I work and live in the US. I do think that Indians in general need to chill out a bit more. Several of us (a certain Mohit Gupta comes to mind), are thin-skinned and lack a sense of humor when it comes to the self-deprecating kind. I also believe that you either have the funny bone or you don’t. These self-important, trumpet blowing types generally exude an unappealing aura of grumpiness that we could all do without.

I saw the same Aishwarya Rai interview and I had the same exact visceral reaction to it. Her defensiveness and lack of grace in laughing off a joke, as most people would have, was off-putting to say the least.

Take a chill pill, guys. And while you are working at it, you might as well bend over and pull out the stick that’s responsible for your uptight disposition.

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Mohit gupta August 22, 2011 at 4:56 am

Counter-1

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Mohit gupta August 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm

“Several of us (a certain Mohit Gupta comes to mind), are thin-skinned and lack a sense of humor when it comes to the self-deprecating kind.”

Oh yeah ! Everybody knows that Hippos have thickest skin.So no surprises for me. :)

The funny part is that if I don’t find anything funny then these ‘Dr” and “Hippos” come and start telling me what “HUMOR’ is ! Excuse me don’t you have respect for views different than yours ? Its my view and I am not forcing you ‘not’ to like it then why the hell are you bent on forcing me to like something which I DIDN’T like.Lack of Manners ? yeah!

The type of guys with thick skin like HIPPO would always ‘worship’ and ‘love’ guys like David Letterman , Joel Stein , Paul Henry , etc .The reason is that they want to get recognition of the efforts they have put in to become ‘ONE’ of their hosts.But I am very sure whenever these kind have to deal with such a self-depreciating “HUMOR” in person , their thick skin will melt like a paper.

Its not that self-depreciating humor is something which I can’t digest but at least it should have some “HUMOR”….not that you put some vulgur , obscene and cheap words and start expecting a Laugh Riot !

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Raghavan August 22, 2011 at 9:57 pm

@Mohit… honestly dude..if you did not find that video funny there is certainly something wrong with you. You do need to figure out if you really do have a sense of humor.
I circulated the video to my entire team in office and they were laughing and talking about it for quite some time.

It does seem that you post something counter intuitive all the time just so you can get some attention.

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Mohit Gupta August 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Dude , you are talking like a Hitler !

It seems “My way or Highway” is your favorite quote.

You need to figure out if you do have any SENSE , at all.Do respect opinions other than yours.

I also circulated to the video to some guys lacking sense of Humor and they are now searching for the guy who dubbed it.

And I don’t want just “some attention” but “All the attention” here and that is why I speak my heart out.

But what the hell do you want from me poking your stinking nose in the discussion and commenting on my sense of humor.Just f**k off ! :)

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Raghavan August 22, 2011 at 10:22 pm

You know I just found out how laughable you are mr.gupta. You do make me laugh with your relentless offensive. Atta boy!
So you showed this video to some of your humorless friends eh. Where do you guys live ? in a cave eh! lolz

Mohit Gupta August 22, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Didn’t you hear I just said “F**K OFF” ! :)

Raghavan August 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm

You are dead right ..I am Hitler for when it comes to ridiculing your ignorant comments. You make me go ‘ug’
I want to poke my fragrant nose in your stinky comments and cringe and say ” Hey..in my opinion..you lack a sense of humor” I believe you respect an opinion.
And maybe you should “eff off” now.

Mohit Gupta August 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm

At this point of time , I feel the need to recall one line which Tamasha said once ..that

“Opinions are like a**hole , everybody has got one and think that his stinks lesser than others” ..

D. Hippo August 23, 2011 at 2:40 am

Mr Gupta, did you ever wonder why you are the ONLY one in this blog who found nothing funny in Sharell’s video?

The answer is obvious and the solution is simple – pull out the two-by-four. Your constipated bloviation is painful to watch.

And, by the way, it is self-deprecating humor, not “self-depreciating” humor that you apparently had trouble digesting. Next time, try taking it with a pinch of salt. I don’t expect you to get that but at least I tried.

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Mohit gupta August 23, 2011 at 3:30 am

Oh thanks for bringing out the secret !

So how much do you charge for this service ?

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D. Hippo August 23, 2011 at 4:03 pm

You are welcome.

It is free.

Mohit gupta August 24, 2011 at 1:02 am

But you are not !
Discovery guys are searching for you.Run as fast you can. :)

Raghavan August 22, 2011 at 9:51 pm

Zoolander was a really good movie!

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 10:08 pm

“There’s more to life than being, really, really, really, ridiculously good looking, and I intend to find out what that is!”

“What is this a school for ANTS? How are the children meant to learn if they can’t even fit into the building?”

“How many ABODIGIDALS do you see modelling?”

“Blue Steel is the look I’m best known for…I’ve been working on a new look called Magnum”

ZOOLANDER ROCKS!

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Raghavan August 22, 2011 at 10:18 pm

The Building must be atleast… 2 times the size of this – Lolz

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TAMASHA! August 22, 2011 at 10:34 pm

A quote from Zoolander for Mohit-

‘Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game!’

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Mohit Gupta August 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm

But here we are talking about a video.

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veeeeeh August 23, 2011 at 4:37 am

@Maximillian aka Duprey

What you have shown was started by a guy with account name buffalax. Type in the name Benny Lava in the youtube and you would see the buffalaxed songs.

Its strange that in youtube community most of non Indians know Prabhu Deva as “Benny Lava”.

Its not really translation, is rather how the sounds are heard by the English speaking native.

I really could not make out the concept when I listened to Tamil, Telugu and Hindi songs.

But when I heard a Buffalaxed Mongolian song, I was able to understand the concept. And yes it was funny.

I just remember the conversation between Dharmendra and another character in the movie “chupkey chupkey”, where Dharmendra was regretting that he is making fun of his mother tongue. And he is told by his father in law that “Bhasha apney aap mai ithnee mahan hothee hai kee uska koi majaak nahee kar saktha” which means that Language in itself is so great that no one can make fun of it.

But that guy started something which is now known by his name in the internet “Buffalaxed”

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Abdullah K. August 22, 2011 at 2:01 pm

@ Maximillian Winner
Humour is difficult very difficult to convey across cultures, so don’t be too surprised if what you find funny comes off as rude to Indians.

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm

@Abdullah K,

I realise that humour is different across cultures. However, I do not believe for one second that Indian’s are holly and GOD-like, and that they do not also make vulgar jokes, because several Indians frequently use words like benchod, machod, lund, haram zade etc (I do not know how to spell Hindi words but I know what those words mean). I am not sure that the word “nipple” in the above video is offensive at all as ALL mammals have nipples and the Hindi lyrics did sound like “nipple”. Some people also have a third nipple. Anyway…

The main point I was making is that vulgar or not, many Indians I have observed become defensive when people make jokes and Aishwarya Rai (in the David Letterman Interview) is a perfect example. David Letterman was not being vulgar, yet Aishwarya Rai became highly defensive – it was so cringe worthy I couldn’t watch her – she came across as clueless with no social skills.

If the Indian Nipple video I posted a link to has caused anyone any offence, I truly, sincerely, and unreservedly apologise.

The video, if it was made about British, Australians, Irish, or French, would probably be laughed at and no one would have found it offensive.

Ps. If India continues to make Jolly-Bollywood films, I am going to continue to laugh because Bollywood is ridiculous – that’s not just my opinion, it is a fact because in real life people do not dance around trees and over-exaggerate their movements!!! ;)

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Also @Manny,

your 12 Days of Christmas video made me laugh out loud! So funny!

If anyone has heard the song “big pimpin” by “jay z”, here is the INDIAN remix version…with the classic lyrics “I greased my hair, grease from the cookware”…

Type in: “mc vikram big pimpin” into YouTube!

Also here is a bonus – type in: “The Singhsons (The indian version of the Simpsons)” in to YouTube – so funny!

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Mohit gupta August 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm

What a Logic !

So just because people in western countries use abusing slang like “Mother-F**ker” , “A**hole” , etc ..we should take any random emotional scene from ‘Highly Intellectual” Hollywood movies and dub it with all the “Hindi Slangs” in order to make it “FUNNY” even when the original words of songs and slang don’t rhyme.If this is the standard of western Humor then I thank God I have no sense of “Humor”. :)

“Dilbar= Nipple” . how come ? When did “D” start sounding like “N” ?

I have to be extremely dumb and deaf to “hear’ ‘Dilbar’ as ‘Nipple’ !
Actually people get to see what they actually want to see.The knowledge of some ‘Humorous’ Irish , French , British people here about “Bollywood” is limited to the “Dance and Song” routine. Just like for any ignorant Indian in small town , “ENGLISH MOVIE” means a soft-porn movie with some sexy , romantic bedroom or bathroom scenes.I see no difference in both group as Both are completely ingnorant of what “Bollywood” and “English Movie” actually are.

Bollywood is largest film Industry in the world and makes around 1000 movies in the year.It is actually RIDICULOUS that somebody defines ‘Bollywood’ just as ‘Jolly-Wood’ and collection of dance and song routines when there is a large varieties of subjects , scripts , stories with in Bollywood.I am sure they haven’t seen more than 10 movies in Bollywood and make their opinion about Bollywood.

On one hand people offer a “sincere’ apology and in the very next line repeat the same offence for they have ‘Apologized’ and say that ” I am going to continue to laugh because Bollywood is ridiculous – that’s not just my opinion. ”

Wow ! but sorry to say that your opinion doesn’t count here because Bollywood movies are not made for “Humorous’ IRISH , FRENCH , BRITISH or AUSTRALIAN but for us , poor and humorless Indians.

P.S.- If western word continues to make films based on hypothetical , unrealistic and “Borrowed” themes like ‘Avatar’ , ‘James Bond’ , ‘Star-Wars’ , Apes , King Kong , The Lord of the Rings , Harry Potter , I am going to continue to laugh because Hollywood is Unrealistic – that’s not just my opinion, it is a fact because in real life people do not travel in space or fight with aliens , talk with Apes , Live in a Magical world of Harry Potter , etc ..DO THEY ?

Please don’t adopt double standards when you judge something…

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 8:29 pm

HA HA HA HA HA Mohit Gupta you are 100% PURE GOLD old chap – I think you are so funny – I mean this as a compliment not sarcastically – your comment made me laugh out loud – you sound like quite a cool dude actually. I 100% agree with you that JAMES BOND, AVATAR, PLANET OF THE APES are ridiculous and I also DO laugh at those films – those films are so stupid and unrealistic – absolutely!

Just because someone laughs at some stupid western film does not mean that they are disrespecting me or anyone else in the west because 1) I didn’t make those films, and 2) those films are stupid and are just asking to be made fun of. Similarly, Bollywood is just asking to be made fun of and that does not mean anyone is disrespecting you because you did not make those films. If you were the producer or director however, then I could understand why you are upset. However, as you are not, I am confused as to why me making fun of Bollywood is upsetting you personally!

Bollywood makes 1000 films a year (quantity not quality)!!! Bollywood = the biggest comedy channel in the world! I love laughing at Bollywood it is so funny! I also laugh at Hollywood. Sacha Baron Cohen (who is jewish) made fun of jews in Borat – people laughed instead of being offended. Even Israelis were not offended. Also I am interested to hear if you get upset when Indian film critics make fun of Bollywood films? As for double standards – I don’t have any – I laugh at ANYTHING that is funny, east, west, north, south, or off the planet.

Bollywood is a jolly good laugh – I can’t help laughing at Bollywood because they over exaggerate everything – it is insane and the “DISHUM, DISHUM” sound effects when someone gets punched makes me laugh even more! Bollywood films are BIG business and Russians, Malaysians, and many other countries LOVE them! It is just that I love them for their comedy value that’s all!

Peace!

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Mohit Gupta August 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm

If you read my first response on the matter then you would find out that I was not “offended” but rather “Disappointed” for the efforts of dubbing guy because I actually expected it to be a funny video which I didn’t find for lack of any humor cells in me.Being hurt personally is simply out of a question ! :)

Your liking of Bollywood for their “humor-quotient” is acceptable to me.But to pick a song and dubbing it with all the the English Slang to make it look funny is not only immoral and cheap but also illegal.

I actually give my smart comments on reviews of Indian movie critics if , in my view , they praise a pathetic movie and write off a good movie.It has nothing to do with your nationality and color.I also don’t have double standards :)

but from the view point of classicist its better to have “Double-Standards” than having No Standards at all.. Wow , It became a one-liner …

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 11:51 pm

Now, I understand that Indians are EXCELLENT at recycling things. Regarding recycling, in Hindi films I noticed that shahrukh khan was being recycled in everything and now it is this other chap – Akshay Kumar – with over 1 billion people in India, surely you guys can export some other actors – these two are in EVERY FILM!!!! What is going on! Come on!

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Mohit gupta August 24, 2011 at 10:55 pm

Last movies of SRK came in February , 2010 and its August ,2011 ..Only one movie in 1 year and 6 Months.

And still you say that SRK is in every movie ! Time for reality check.. come down to earth if you are in Space fighting with Navis :)

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Abhishek August 22, 2011 at 5:49 pm

well to have some more laughs here are some of the catchy slogans
direct 4m India Gate
*Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibal Chuha
*Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k
dance karo
*Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikami hai
*Gali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibal jaisa ho
*Manmohan jiska tau hai,wo sarkar bikau he
*Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya,dekho Rahul bhag gaya
*Corruption –> Virus,Anna –> Anitvirus

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Mohit gupta August 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Kapil Sibbal Kaisa hai , Bina seeng ka Bhainsa hai..!

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Some people on here come across as being proud and patriotic…but remember, patriotism is SOOOOOOOO YESTERDAY! Patriotism is out of season, it is uncool and it SUCKS! Be a world citizen and get rid of eastern this / western that and get rid of divisions and borders in your mind. Patriots are just people who parrot the principles of their predecessors. Patriots cause chaos and divide the world. Without patriotism there would be order and one united world.

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Abhishek August 22, 2011 at 9:31 pm

So true!!!!!

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Raghavan August 22, 2011 at 10:15 pm

“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious” – Oscar Wilde :) Lolz …I even picked that line from a movie..don’t ask which.
I personally am a movie buff and watch tons of movies. I even watch foreign language movies with english subtitles whenever I can. To be fair, every movie industry of every country out there makes duds and flops.
Case in point, I have found some Indonesian horror movies extremely hilarious because they are so not meant to scare anyone if you see them.

It is however true that Indians do get extremely on the defensive when someone labels our movies as funny or discredits them for being stupid. At the end of the day..like Maximillian said..it’s an opinion directed at the movie producer or story writer or someone associated with the movie. I have made fun of Americans for what most movie websites will call the worst movie ever made ” Plan 9 from outer space”. Anyone with a netflix account may check this to see a ” It’s-so-bad-it’s good” movie.
America also churns out duds by the thousands…again case in point: One need not look beyond “straight-to-dvd” fare that is dished up every year from hollywood. Once in a while it is ok to plonk one in the dvd player and have a good laugh at it. Not because you want to have your daily dose of culture bashing but because you find these movies funny and it’s ok to laugh at them without degrading another culture.

Ash did get very defensive in front of Letterman. Let’s see how Lady Gaga does in front of Simi Garewal. Will the tables turn? I think not..Simi Garewal gets panned by the Indian public for her stupid talk show anyways. To all the folks out there who did not find the video posted by Sharell funny – Get a life ppl…learn to tickle yourself sometimes. Relax on the patriotic vibes :)

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 11:09 pm

I do not know if this is true or not, however, I heard that as Lady Ga Ga is a supporter of gay rights, the actual name Lady Ga Ga is a play on the words: “A Glad Gay?” Perhaps it is just a rumour I don’t know.

Anyway, I’m not a big fan of her music, however her song “Just Dance” is quite good.

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prithviraj33 August 23, 2011 at 1:56 am

Without patriotism, there would have been no George Washington, and thus no America.

Without patriotism, there would have been no Bhagat Singh, and no India.

Without patriotism, the world would have never been freed from Imperialism.

All of you who claim to be intellectuals by attacking patriotism are simply showing your simple mindedness.

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TAMASHA! August 22, 2011 at 10:18 pm

Oye chamchas, Halli guggus & porki fellows, if you having the problem understanding the lingo around here check out samosapedia.com- The definitive guide to South Asian lingo
No tension, YAAR!!

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Annie August 22, 2011 at 11:42 pm

In French slang : to be GAGA means to be STUPID, CRAZY, FOOLISH !
We have quite a few GAGAS on this blog !
No need to name them … LOL !!!
:-))

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Maximillian Winner August 22, 2011 at 11:54 pm

Bonjour Annie comment allez vous? GAGA oui c’est vrai. Memes en anglais aussi. Etre fou fait l’amusement de la vie !

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 12:00 am

Ferme la bouche Max!!!! (That is one more of the few French phrases I know).

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 12:08 am

Ouch! Sharell…you wan’t me to shut my mouth? Ok, you’re the boss, it’s your blog, I respect your wishes…won’t say another word.

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 12:16 am

Not another word from you unless it’s a confession!! Anyway, the more you keep blabbering, the more convinced I am about your identity. ;-)

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Nathalie August 23, 2011 at 1:28 am

Hey, Sharell (hello :-) ), I’m sure you can check identities ! Will you tell us who is Mr Maximillian Winner (I am totally fond of his last name !) ?

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 3:41 am

Dear Nathalie,

You shouldn’t ask any blogger to do breach privacy and data protection regulations…read the privacy policy you naughty girl!!! ;)

There are individuals on here who keep insisting I am someone else, this is rather absurd really. Maximillian Winner is my name, you can see me on various blogs including TIM FERRISS’ blog the Four Hour Work Week (NY Times Best Selling Author and author of the four hour body I liked the first book, didn’t think the 2nd was that great to be honest). So I know who I am, I am just unsure why everyone keeps accusing me of being someone else.

I came in peace and I have been made to leave in pieces. I have been threatened that my “scrawny” butt will be kicked, called Maximillian Weiner (which is a “huge” compliment for a dude if you really think about it!!!), I’ve been told to shut my mouth in French, and worst of all I was told to count beans like Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk. I have never experienced this on any other blog I have visited and commented on.

I am not quite sure what I have done wrong here I have been polite to everyone I have spoken to. Even though I have been called Weiner and threatened to have my “scrawny” butt kicked I still remained polite. What is going on here? I really think you all have me mixed up with someone else. I am not your enemy I am your friend. Jee whizz! I am highly opinionated but my opinions were DELIBERATELY NOT DIRECTED AT ANY ONE PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS so I am unsure why the personal attacks.

Check me out on Tim’s blog or other blogger’s blogs and you’ll see maximillian winner.

All I can say to you all is this…

DON’T BE A SINNER…BE A WINNER!

Ladies and gentlemen, next time the star of the show could be you – thank you and good night!

Love and peace people! ;)

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Nathalie August 23, 2011 at 4:04 am

:-) :-) :-) genial and absurd ! why a journey you have here ! Isn’t it exceptional ???!

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 10:16 am

@Mr Winner/Weiner/Singh/Rao-

First of all ‘trounced’ means to censure something forcefully NOT to kick. So when someone threatens to ‘trounce your scrawny butt’ if you don’t behave kicking is NOT part of the agenda.
Yes, the hand scrawled gravatar pic, your style of writing & sense of humor are indicative that you are indeed the aforementioned Mr Rao/Singh.
There’s no shame in that, we all know you are embarrassed because of the ‘budgerigar’ incident where you got your ass verbally whupped by an old lady past her sell date.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm

I think you all have me mixed up with someone else. But putting a budgie bird in a cage would make anyone really upset who loves animals so any comments they made would surely appear rude. I also agree with that chap you mentioned that it is wrong to put little birds in cages. But that is beside the point – the point is I am not this singh row kolapatty matty fatty chap – no no no! I am me. I just looked in the mirror and saw me so I know I am me not him.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:18 pm

euugh wee eugh – you must never trounce a bottom then because that is where dirty, dirty tings come out madam – che che che (as “HE” would say – I am NOT him though I am just using an Indian expression I saw).

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 10:49 am

Maximillian Winner is my name

So YOU are the real slim shady! Finally we have your real identity? :-P

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 10:55 am

I also personally know Dupree Singh is a big fan of aforementioned Tim Ferris!

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 10:52 am

Hey, Sharell (hello :-) ), I’m sure you can check identities ! Will you tell us who is Mr Maximillian Winner (I am totally fond of his last name !) ?

Hi Nathalie, his other identities have been Dupree Singh (and yes, that’s a FACT! ;-) ), Kolapatty Rao , and someone else I can’t remember. He’s a very intelligent and rather funny fellow.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 12:10 am

” “.

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 12:24 am

Oh, and very good, you’re fast with the gravatars. Now don’t you have some numbers to crunch? Get back to the bean counting ole chap!!! :-P

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm

How many times do I have to tell y’all that I am not this stupid fellow Singh Rao Kolapatty fatty matty or whatever. I do not have a sense of humour like Singh Rao Koala chap or whatever his name is.

Look, I am me. I again am looking in the mirror whist typing this and I can for sure see that I am me and not some turbanated Indian chap ok. Jee whizz what do I need to do to prove this to y’all?

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Mohit gupta August 23, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Sharell , we all are very keen to know the secret of Mr Max.I hope you have all the tools to bring out the truth.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Mohit Gupta,

Look this is getting silly. I am Maximillian Winner. I am NOT dupy singh or whatever his stupid name is ok buddy dude? And you must not ask any blogger to breach data protection and privacy laws – do not encourage people to break the law you naughty boy! You must behave yourself, control yourself, and above all, you must calm yourself. Take deep breaths IIIIINNNNNNNNN, OUUUUUUUUUUUUT, and then shake it all about.

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Mohit gupta August 23, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Ohh k ohh k :)

I am not doubting your identity but just requesting Sharell to bring the truth so that these flirting-ladies like Tamasha and Nathalie are silenced ! I totally support you.

: ) :)

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Mr Mohit Gupta Ji,

I am Kolapatty Rao, who you are wanting flirt with me? Who is Nathalie she is not flirting with me. TAMASHA! not flirting with any body just being obsessive with censorship of the anooos bottom. You must believe that I LIKE the elephant and DISLIKE the lice and I do never keep elephant as pet as it is cruel and I certainly never entertain lice – they are evil scum of earth who infiltrate hairs of the human. Instead of saving the whale poster all over the world, we must also promote “SAVE THE HUMAN” poster by getting rid of such lice parasite ok. You vill help me no? Good boy. You are good boy, I like. Now, please Mohit, you must go and study your mathematics like a good Indian boy ok? Good, good.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Look, I can see that you are all very fond of that stupid chap Singh Rao Kolapatty fatty matty or whatever his dumb name is, and I know you are all desperate for him to return from wherever he went and that you all are trying to force me to be a stand-in stand-up comedian on his behalf but HOW can I be SOMEONE ELSE? This is insane people. I am not EMINEM I am not the real slim shady so I will not “please stand up, please stand up” (and be a real stand up comic) if Eminem asks me to do so.

Mr. Dupree Singh or Kolapatty Rao was funny – I just read some of his comments, but I am NOT funny. I am very serious and straight forward, for instance I have NEVER walked sideways in my life – only straight, even when I walk backwards, I walk straight ahead. So this confusion of me being borat, or singh or duttapuddy meow must stop right now.

Please call me by what my name is called and my name is called Maximillian Winner, my slogan (borrowed from a street preacher) is DON’T BE A SINNER, BE A WINNER. You can even ask Jesus who I am, he knows me.

Thank you ladies and gentlemans of the world for your attentionings.

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 1:35 pm

@Mr Winner/Singh-

Have you never heard of such thing as an IP address?

Sharell just checked yours & you indeed are one & the same.

Having a bit of a joke on us is fine but this ruse is getting old.

We’d be flattered if you’d like to chat with us again, but please drop your false pretences- we aren’t THAT dumb.

And if you start attacking people because they are fat, old or whatever remember Tamasha Aunty will make you very very sorry.
Fair warning.
That is a promise NOT a threat.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Dear TAMASHA!,

have you not heard of dynamic IP addresses? They change and get reallocated to different people around the world, and if Sharell has distributed my IP to you or anyone else that is illegal. I am not happy about that. You can be very rude sometimes TAMASHA! You need to be more polite to people. You always start fights which is not nice dear lady.

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 1:55 pm

The IP addresses are different, and I haven’t distributed them. I’m protective of people’s privacy. There are plenty of other factors that indicate that one Maximillian Winner is the same person as the other previously mentioned characters. ;-)

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Tank you for your professionalism re. privacy autny

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm

@Mr Winner/Singh/Rao-
I’m not being RUDE I’m being INDIAN.
If you misbehave by personally attacking people I will trounce you, no BIG secret there.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:39 pm

I NEVER personally attack people until they start it dear TAMASHA! And all statements I made were not directed at any individuals you see. Those slut walking sluts in the slut walk article annoyed me, so I made a general statement – it was not directed at you at all was it? Yet, you jumped in and complemented my weiner I recall by calling me maximillian weiner! :)

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Nathalie August 23, 2011 at 1:22 am

:-))) all of you are being improving his/her French, as I can see (full of happiness !) Maybe we soon all talk French here in the comments! But how will I improve my English, then (as I sit on my word reference dictionary !)
Excellente phrase, for à propos, Sharell (excellent and very well turned)
Bye ! :-)

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Fromnow on I am only going to speak French, Spanish, Italian, or Hindi on this blog.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 12:39 am

Bonjour Annie comment allez vous? GAGA oui c’est vrai. Memes en anglais aussi. Etre fou fait l’amusement de la vie ! …TRANSLATED =

Hello how are you? GAGA, yes it’s true. Means the same in english also. Being crazy makes life more fun.

Bean counting? What are you talking about now. I am confused. This blog is weird you come on this blog as a new guy and people ask you to count beans? Who do you think I am Jack from Jack and the Bean Stalk? LOL oh dear!

Ps. Aussi means “also” in French LOL.

Ok bye bye (I’m not allowed to talk anymore).

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm

I would like to make an income statement:

FACTS:
1) I am Maximillian Winner NOT Dupree Singh or Kolapatty Rao or Chrishnacharmadar lugya mudya-noodya

2) I am NOT Indian

3) I am NOT funny and I do NOT have any sense of humour, in fact I do NOT have any sense at all so I cannot be sensible

4) I am a citizen of the world and believe in world peace, spreading the good word, and chilling out to Enya, as well as other crazy music and I believe there should be a one world sovereign government and that all borders should be broken and that patriotic parrots should be given bird feed and told to chup their cheaping.

5) My favourite song is “MARIA PITACHE” by “REMO FERNANDEZ”

6) In fact I feel like singing it right now… ohhhhh Maria Pitache, Oh Maria Pitache, Oh Maria Pitacheeee-hey oh Maria Pitache… la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la ,la ,la ,la ,la

7) I am NOT Jack from jack and the bean stalk and I do not count beans, I have no idea about things like nominal ledgers, books of prime, IFRS or GAAP, I only know about RAP and I can rap really cool songs yo!

8) Yo Yo! Wassup? Yo wassum ma homies? Yo YO! You see, I am me that proves it beyond belief that I am me and not you or him or anyone else.

Finally, I think as this is a democratic blog and not a communist (che che) blog we must have a VOTE!

VOTE YES if you would like me to stay on this blog and contribute my brand of bland NON-INDIAN gaga contributions.

VOTE NO if you would like me to CHUP, shut up, and shove off out into the blogosphere far, far away never to return again to put a smile upon myself – I mean your face.

So let the WOTING begin… YES OR NO? There is no maybe so! WOTE NOW!

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Okay, so you may be Maximillian Winner now, but you have been Singh, Rao etc in the past. I can see many obvious signs as to your identity as the same person here in this post alone. :-P

1) You have made an “income statement”. We all know that Dupree Singh was studying accounting and liked to talk in those terms
2) You have written FACT in capital letters. Dupree Singh also did the same.
3) Dupree Singh also favoured capitalising other words in sentences for emphasis.
4) You say you’re not Indian but you have written “CHUP” — which is Hindi for quiet. So, you are obviously familiar with the language indicating a strong Indian connection.
5)Dupree Singh was also fond of writing nonsense.
6) Dupree Sing was also fond of compiling numbered lists (anyone who read his short lived blog would know just how fond).
7)All of the above mentioned characters (Winner/Singh/Rao) have said “che che” in their posts. Hence inextricably proving the link.

I rest my case your honour!

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

No, no, no sharell crow – this is a VOTE you need to vote YES OR NO sorry I mean WOTE YES or no.

TAMASHA! has voted no which has really hurt my feelings and I feel rejected and outcast now. So if you WOTE YES, then that equalises it. And then you need to ask all the other readers to WOTE YES to make me stay or no to make me go away like the rain in that song “rain, rain, go away”.

So WOTE now!

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 2:15 pm

I say that you go away and return as Kolapatty Rao! He was a freak!

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm

I liked Kolapatty Rao, what’s not to like about a man whom is offended by lice & elephants?

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 2:29 pm

I am so saddened to find that Kolapatty wasn’t actually real. :-(

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:41 pm

What? Oh so a ghost typed those comments then? Sharell crow – how can a pretend man type real comments? A real man with a real personality typed those real comments. Dupree Singh and Kolapatty matty fatty or whatever were the same person apparently so he was real, you can smile now dear aunty ji.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:44 pm

You want ME, ME the posh guy to return as some idiot who protested against lice and had some comments about elephants? Are you serious? I am not going to be him. Sharell, you see I think you are the type of person that would accuse Barry Humpries of being Dame Edna Everage or they type of person who would accuse Sacha Barron Cohen of being Borat – they are not even the same person for goodness sake. That is like me accusing you of being Sharell crow the singer. Cheryl cole? Crow? Whatever her name is – I don’t know.

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 3:04 pm

I’m not finding the person dubiously named Maximillian Winner to be posh at all.
And what was with the gravatar of an eye at the top of a pyramid? Does he think he’s some sort of Illuminati?

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm

I always take port out and starboard back when I fly. The illuminati? Ha ha ha you have been reading too many Dan Brown books TAMASHA! Ji – the back of the USA seal has an unfinished pyramid and an eye inside a completed pyramid above. Since I love the United States of Awesomeness, I used the eye-pyramid as a gravatar.

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Mohit gupta August 23, 2011 at 3:35 pm

“I rest my case your honour!” ,

That is my line , Sharell . :)

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Imitation is the best form of flattery, Mohit!

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Annie August 23, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Bonjour Max, le vainqueur,
Question :
Pourquoi avoir supprimé votre blog hilarant aussitôt après l’avoir créé ?
De quoi aviez-vous peur ?

Translation :
Hi Max, the winner
Question :
Why did you ” terminate ” your hilarious blog so soon after having created it ?
What were you afraid of ?

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Bonjour Annie, yeah it’s ok I can read French. Well, I have never had a blog, and I still do not have a blog so I am unsure what blog I am meant to have terminated like arnold schwarzenegger. I understand that that idiot stupid fellow dupree singh had a blog apparently, I have no idea why he terminated it, I recall reading someone saying he was an accountant (what a LOSER! who would want to be an accountant? – so boring!) and he set up that blog on an impulse and then got bored of it within 3 days so shut it down – that is probably because he was an accountant or whatever – they have no sense of humour and are just bean munchers and number crunchers – let that be a lesson to you not to ever become an accountant innit!

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

let that be a lesson to you not to ever become an accountant innit!

And here is one more piece of evidence — “innit” is a British expression and we know that Dupree Singh claimed to live in Notting Hill.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:18 pm

EUGHHH! “INNIT” is a horrible expression used by “INNIT” men “INDIANS” who think they are “JAMAICAN” and live in Hounslow – they are riff raff eughhh I would never associate myself with such dirty little riff raff – never! I only used that expression as a joke. Having taken elocution lessons to speak in an RP accent, I would never speak like riff raff – no way.

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Not JUST swanky Notting Hill but posh Holland Park too.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm

It is really sad, but Richards house got burned down last night – his house on Necker Island – luckily everyone was ok. And Branson’s mother was led to safety too – she’s in her 90s – scary stuff – lightning bolt apparently hit their island and burned the house.

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 2:39 pm

How about Amy Winehouse’s digs?

I met Mr Branson when he was dressed up as Father Xmas greeting a Virgin Atlantic flight at Heathrow on Xmas day 2007. He picked me up, asked me if I’d been a ‘good girl’ & gave me a BIG kiss.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Yeah Richard is a cool dude – he first inspired me when I was 16 years old – Branson is in my opinion the epitome of entrepreneur – what a jolly good cheeky old chap! Holy Branson is a Doctor but she gave it up I think to work at Virgin. His son sam worked as a Derek Zoolander – don’t know if he’s still doing it.

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm

and he set up that blog on an impulse and then got bored of it within 3 days so shut it down

Hmmmm, how do you know that his blog was only up for 3 days?. ;-)

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:29 pm

HEY I AM STILL HERE PEOPLE! STOP talking about me as if I have left the room! “HE” – include me in the conversation or I’ll feel lonely and left out like a cat who has been kicked outside.

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm

@Sharell-
Actually there was a notice on the blog that it would ‘self destruct’ in 3 days or something to that effect.

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm

@Sharell-
Actually there was a notice on the blog that it would ‘self destruct’ in 3 days or something to that effect.

BUT Mr Winner has claimed not to know of Durpee Singh, so given that claim he wouldn’t have seen his blog!! :-)

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:35 pm

I just guessed it must have been three days, was it longer? Perhaps it was longer? I have no idea what that chap was up to silly singh chap.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:01 pm

NO? :( Why? You don’t like me on this blog then? Oh I feel really hurt now. I guess I have to work on my rejection issues – and become more thick skinned like an elephant, rhino, or hippo or someone who washes dishes without gloves and gets really thick skin. :(

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TAMASHA! August 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Mr Singh-Rao-Winner-
It’s not a matter of us liking you.
We’re tired of this ruse.
Get some new material.
It was funny for a while now it’s old.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Dear TAMASHA!,

just call me Max it’s easier. I do not understand what “material” you refer to. This is me, and my personality. I am nutty by nature (in a nice way), I can’t change that and get new personality “material”, I am just me, this is how I behave and act. I can’t be someone I’m not and I have never “tried” to be funny, I am just being myself. Me, myself, and I. Ha ha ha that just reminded me of that hilarious film me, myself, and Irene with Jimbo Carrey – oh HA HA HA Now I just got reminded of dumb and dumber by Jim Carrey – that film made me LAUGH SO MUCH I had to jump and hop round the room – what a classic!

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:01 pm

(Ok since you insited)…

Hellow eweryboady, dogs and cats, wassup man, and vomans and bovines? I just haippened to roam across this bloggings after long times ok, and again I am seeing some riddiculous nonsenses about me haing elephants and likeing lice? THESE ARE LYINGS being spread by ferrocious mongoos and meercats and mouse lemurs.

I am loving the elephant because elephant is the graceful creature it is nice with trunk. Once I was vatching a vildlife programme and I commented oh look that elephant is tickling the other elephant with it’s trunk. Then my friend say NO NO NO! Kolapatty, that is NOT elephant 2 tickling elephant 1 – look closely ji. I looked closer and said YES, YES, look elephant 2 it is tickling elephant 1 with the trunk. My friend she said NO NO NO NO! Kolapatty you are making me blush this is not elephant 1 tickling elephant 2 look closer.

I look closer and realised I am now seeing 3 trunks – what vas happening was elephant 1 was MAN elephant and was making himself HORNY – then elephant 2 was WOMAN ELEPHANT and it was NOT her trunk, but his THINGY that was as big as a trunk that I thought was HER trunk tickling his belly. I was so shocked and embarassed when I realised my mistake that I quickly changed the subject by talking about how fantastic the rice and dhal was and the mutter paneer.

Oh gooness I was so shy and embarassed for thinking an elephants DUNDAH was another elephants trunk. Then the MAN elephant started making BABY elephant with the VOMAN elephant and I didn not know ehere to look, my eyesightings was becoming blushing and I had no idea where remote control was to channel change. Those few minutes of copulation felt like time slowed down and lasted hours because of my embarassings. OK.

This lesson to you all NOT to vatch wildlife programmings with vomen friend – you will feel shy and elephants will corrupt your mind power.

Since than I dislike elephant humping and prefer pure mathematics.

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Happy now?

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm

No, you haven’t changed your email address. The format of which, I must say, also connects you to Dupree Singh!

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm

What happened to my elephant story comment? Still awaiting moderation? It is not rude you can approve it aunty.

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:21 pm

What are you now Sherlock-Sharell Holmes? Listen aunty do not exert too much aunty-power or you will get tired. Go relax and meditate like the Gandhi elephant statue.

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 3:28 pm

What are you now Sherlock-Sharell Holmes?

No, just an ex-financial auditor who has been trained to look for evidence and examine supporting documentation. And my conclusion is that you’re not presenting a true and fair view!

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Sharell August 23, 2011 at 3:11 pm

And where did the name Kolappatty come from anyway? I must say, it really suited his character.

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Kolapatty Rao August 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm

That elephant story above is 100% TRUE. I once watched David Attenborough on the BBC and I thought how sweet that elephant is tickling the other one with its trunk. Being so naive I did not realise that mother nature was at play -oh how I wished I could have pressed the stop button then.

Kolapatty Rao is a 100% made up name, I just created it out of thin air in an instant – I don’t even know if kolapatty is a real Indian name or not – is it? Well if you prefer me to stay as Kolapatty Rao, you’re the boss, it’s your bloggings Mrs Lady Aunty.

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Nathalie August 23, 2011 at 11:04 pm

“oh how I wished I could have pressed the stop button then.”

This too, I like so much ! What a laugh you’re giving me this evening !!

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Nathalie August 23, 2011 at 11:02 pm

OOhhh !!! what a laugh !!!!!!!!!!! I am so fond of this elephant trunk storrry !!! :-)))

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Maximillian Winner August 24, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Elephants are naughty animals and that is a FACT!

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TAMASHA! August 24, 2011 at 9:29 pm

@Max-
Elephants have a very interesting breeding cycle & actually engage in same-sex (gay) activities also.
Adult male elephants naturally periodically enter the state called musth (Hindi for “madness”), sometimes spelled “must” in English. Elephants in musth display highly aggressive behavior and elevated levels of testosterone.

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Maximillian Winner August 24, 2011 at 10:09 pm

Nature is now producing homosexual Elephantidae? I am very surprised. I only thought HOMO Sapiens were being gay I am unsure – was it the ancient Greeks that invented it? I have nothing against gay people but I’d rather stick to the straight and narrow heterosexual path of life. I was also SHOCKED to find that the male elephant is the ONLY living creature in the WORLD with a MOTORISED pee pee. It is able to move it in 360 degree directions just like a human can move their arms. Nature gave this to the male elephants because they couldn’t see where they were putting it, and so this way they are able to feel their way toward reproduction otherwise they would become extinct. Nature is both fascinating and VERY surprising and keeps surprising me everyday with what it invents.

If I was GOD I would not have thought of doing that – GOD is very clever for inventing such unique solutions to the problems – actually then why did he create the problems in the first place? Perhaps just to fascinate us all?

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veeeeeh August 24, 2011 at 10:21 pm

@Max

Some social animals have rigid rules, which also dictates which males will get access to females. There are males and females who loose reproductive rights and loose thier right to propogate genes.

It this kind of social structure and instinctive sexual curiosity that drives many animals towards homosexuality.

Greeks did not invent gay-ism, it pre existed but in thier society gay culture was encouraged. This was primarily to foster bond between man to man and knit the fighting force together.

This is the reason why the elite greek fighting unit would be of gay men. Even Alexender the great was a bisexual.

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Maximillian Winner August 24, 2011 at 10:16 pm

The Discovery Channel and National Geographic Channel, oh and BBC David Attenborough programmes are so amazing – the things you discover about nature is just fascinating. I have learned that elephants cannot jump, that the males are motorised, (thanks to you I have learned that they are also now being gay), and I have also learned that elephants take SO LONG to digest food that it ferments in their stomach and makes them DRUNK! *WOW* They have a natural brewery in their stomach. VIJAY MALLYA from Kingfisher beer must be SUPER JEALOUS!

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Maximillian Winner August 24, 2011 at 10:21 pm

FACT! Elephants are VERY naughty creatures.
FACT! Indians are also VERY naughty creatures for inventing the Kama Sutra
FACT! Indian’s WORSHIP elephants and even call one GANESH and throw him in water to make him swim.

Now it all makes perfect sense why INDIANS LOVE ELEPHANTS. I now have to discover WHY Indians LOVE COWS.

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 3:47 pm

So, there you have it, I have entertained you as Kolapatty Rao for a while now. Please can I go back to being myself – i.e. Maximillian Winner?

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you and goodnight…and remember, next time the star of the show could be you! Oh and if I don’t see ya, good morning, good evening, and goodnight!

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Maximillian Winner August 23, 2011 at 11:56 pm

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A VERY IMPORTANT STATEMENT!

When I was DUPREE SINGH I posted as “Mr. Kolkatapiya Naryan-Ramayanrao” NOT KOLAPATTY RAO.

Everyone kept saying I was Mr. Kolapatty Rao or something, and with my memory being so bad I just agreed with them and said ok fine that was me without realising that I had NEVER actually posted as that fictitious character until TODAY. I am stating right now that I AM NOT Mr. KOLAPATTY RAO, and have NEVER been him, and blog comments that were made by me today under that name are of a 100% FICTITIOUS CHARACTER and not an impersonation of any living or deceased individual – any similarities in name are purely coincidental.

You all told me Mr. Kolapatty Rao was me and so I believed you. The Mr. Kolapatty Rao that was used in TODAY’S BLOG COMMENTS ONLY (not previous ones) was an entirely FICTITIOUS CHARACTER and was NOT an impersonation of ANY LIVING OR DECEASED HUMAN BEING – it was an entirely made up charater and any similarities in name were purely coincidental. WHEN I WAS DUPREE SINGH my alter ego was NOT KOLAPATTY RAO but it was:

“Mr. Kolkatapiya Naryan-Ramayanrao”

THANK YOU.

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Murali August 24, 2011 at 6:08 pm

Sharell in a lungi playing the flute…..;)

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Maximillian Winner August 24, 2011 at 10:43 pm

Hello please. Excuse me?! Do Indians eat pigs? I have asked all my Indian friends in UK and they are unsure so I am asking all if Indians eat pigs or not? I know cow is forbidden fruit but pig? I tried eating a pig once and liked it, but since becoming vegetarian I gave it up and only eat vegetarian equivalent.

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veeeeeh August 24, 2011 at 11:01 pm

Indian Muslims don’t eat pig. The pigs in india live in filth and probably tapeworm infested.

But i have seen poorer section of society buying pork.
And if you see pig being killed in India, you would never eat pig after hearing those cries. Its barbaric and inhumane.
But yes, indians do eat pig meat. I love my sausages, Bacon.

I have worked on a project for a meat processing company in the midwest, Sioux city to be precise.

I have seen meat processing plant. The only thing i did not liked was the sight of baby pigs herded from the trucks into the gassing stations. They are tough and take some time to die even after gassing.

But that has not stopped me from eating bacon or hot dogs!

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Maximillian Winner August 25, 2011 at 12:40 am

Do they use 100% pure nitrogen? If so they will feel euphoric and pass out with NO PAIN at all as Nitrogen is a NOBLE gas and is undetectable by the body (OR SO THE SCIENTISTS SAY–I do not know as I am not an expert at pig farming and bacon making and I am not a scientist). However, I think killing is bad and which is why I am 99.999% vegetarian now and eat meat only on airplanes sometimes or airports as a sandwich sometimes.

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veeeeeh August 25, 2011 at 1:21 am

They use carbon dioxide for gassing them, i guess carbon dioxide is cheaper than nitrogen.

Rural areas, I have learnt that they use stun gun on pigs.

Do you know that one of the key reason for evolution of homo sapiens was meat eating! It is easily digested and you don’t need long digestive tracts for digesting meat. It allowed us to grown our brain rapidly and propeled in a way to use tools.

I do empathize with animals being killed and could not watch them die. But they are great source of protein and other nurition.

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Maximillian Winner August 25, 2011 at 1:25 am

A much cheaper method is to get AUNTY JI to cook INDIAN food – the smelly gasses from INDIAN FOOD COOKING will kill anything, anywhere. This is why it is important to help reduce INDIAN COOKING SMELL POLLUTION ASAP! It is the only way to save our planet for generations of the FUTURE!

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Maximillian Winner August 25, 2011 at 1:28 am

MIXING GRAINS (LIKE WHOLEGRAIN WHEAT) and DICOTYLEDONS (LIKE CHANNA DAHL OR BEANS) gives 100% FULL AMINO ACID ESSENTIAL AMINO ACIDS JUST LIKE MEAT!!!!! :) A DIETETICS & NUTRITION specialist told me this I believe her 100%.

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TAMASHA! August 25, 2011 at 11:26 am

@Max-
Mixing rice with lentils or beans results in the ‘perfect protein’ amino acid compliment also. The problem is that this grain/lentil/bean protein mix is not as easily digestible for a lot of folks when compared to meat & dairy protein.

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Maximillian Winner August 25, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Yo TAMASHA! Aunty Ji – so THIS is why Indians keep dumping mountains or rice and lentil in my plate when I wisit INDIA! They think they will turn me from skinny FREAK to BUFF INCREDIBLE HULK FEAK with mountains of rice and lentil – but I too do not like to digest it because of the smell fumes that start blasting out of my armpits. My OWN armpit smell gives me intense migraine headaches after eating SMELLY INDIAN food this is why now I have fully 100% boycotted ALL INDIAN food for the sake of my headache health. When I mentioned this to my GP doctor I think he wanted to refer me to psychiatrist or thought I was making a joke but I was 100% serious. I hate INDIAN SMELL – both cooking and resulting armpit smell. I hope all Indians change their diet and stop using these harsh ozone damaging ingredients like GARLIK, ASAFOETIDA, FENUGREEK, ONION otherwise our planet is doomed and my nasal septum will be blasted away to space.

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TAMASHA! August 25, 2011 at 11:19 am

@Max-
I’ve seen pork on the menu all over India.
But yes, Muslims & Jews don’t eat pigs. Supposedly. How the mostly Muslim population of Kashmir developed an epidemic of the newly discovered Hepatitis E in 2008 (which is transmitted by eating improperly cooked wild pork products) is beyond me.
Actually it’s not just the pigs in India that suffer ‘worms’ of all kinds, pigs everywhere are loaded with parasites. That’s why you have to eat pork ‘well cooked’. NO PORK TARTARE or ‘rare’ cooked pork. Tapeworms encysted in the brain are actually a common cause of seizures in the pork eating US.

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Maximillian Winner August 25, 2011 at 12:55 am

O have worn a KILT several times, but I have NEVER worn a LUNGI. I have worn a TOWEL after shower, but LUNGI is more like a bed linen sheet and I have not tried doing this. I prefer to wear trousers like a MAN and not wear table cloth or bed linen like a woman. I think INDIANS must change this LUNGI for shirt and pant trousers to prevent accidental de-robing and humiliation and embarrassing moment accident. This is most important to learn. Knowledge is power horse or house – knowledge.

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Sharell August 25, 2011 at 10:57 am
Maximillian Winner August 25, 2011 at 12:03 pm

HA HA HA HA HA LOL :) Oh dear what a bad sight it would be in a heatwave in there – I am having nightmare wisions now of this!

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Sharell August 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Oh yes, and I have seen it for myself for REAL. :-(

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Sandesh Sawant September 25, 2012 at 4:27 pm

LOL !!! Its so hilarious…enjoyed a lot…really cannot stop laughing…gonna fwd it to my friends who are keralites….

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Sharell शारेल September 25, 2012 at 4:34 pm

It’s really cool, isn’t it! :-D

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Sandesh Sawant September 25, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Yeah..real cool and creative too…

Another funny videos :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clWxXIbRoxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_N1Cmt_QB0

The first video is about an Indian Bank (SBI) call center girl speaking to a Mallu on phone wanting to promote the bank’s credit card and the second video is about the cultural misunderstanding…LOLZ….

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Anand May 27, 2013 at 12:10 am

I have read all your posts, somehow i missed this video simbbbly..hilarious…
i hv never been to kerala though..

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Sharell शारेल May 27, 2013 at 4:37 am

It’s fabulous isn’t it. You must go to the Land of Lungi and then you’ll find it even more brilliant! :-)

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